if you typed "if you" into google's search engine and discovered a poem...

if you know what i mean 
if you give a mouse a cookie
if you seek amy
if you close your eyes
if you want to sing out
if you like pina coladas
if you told me to
if you could only see
if you leave me now
if you can't hang

if you, if you...

if you had to choose one gun, 
if you had to choose one financial statement, 
if you had to choose one food, 
if you had to choose one song, 
if you had to choose one ethical system deontological or utilitarianism, 
if you had to choose one rifle, 
if you had to choose one pokemon, 
if you had to choose one handgun, 
if you had to choose one book

if you, if you...